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Tractorpoint could be a good resource
I try to be a nice guy most of the time. But when I see some one thinking of buying a tractor so far away I know the consequences. See I am a mechanic for a New Holland dealer. I see what happens when people do this. Some thing happens to there tractor and there purchasing dealer is miles away but they have a local dealer a block down the road. Well that local dealer is not going to jump out of there seat to lose money on a warranty job when they never made any money on the sale. That is why 1 shop around find a good price. 2 Take that price to your local guy I can almost guarantee they will come darn close to it. Now they might not beat it but you have the piece of mind knowing that if you have a problem he will be there for you.
I know I beat this subject to death but it is the truth. Save Little bit now, spend a whole lot later.
The self appointed a$$ h*1e of the board.
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It is my turn every other day. I try to be nice but I just can't help it some times. I must have bad genes.
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You people make me laugh. Ever consider stand up?
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Here is one.
A guy was driving down a desolate road when his truck quit running. He tired every thing but nothing would get it started again.
He started walking down the road to a farm he had past a few miles back. He knocked on the door and the farmer answered. The man asked if he could use the phone, but the farmer replied he had no phone. The man explained his situation and the farmer said the man could stay in his barn over night and he would take him into town in the morning.
The farmer had only one condition, do not stick your penis in the three holes in the wall. The guy promptly agreed and went to the barn to rest.
When he got to the barn he got to looking around and saw these "forbidden holes". Well curiosity got the best of him.
He put his penis in the first hole. Man this feels pretty good. He pulled out and put it in the second hole. Holy cow that feel even better. He thought the first on e was good the second better I have got to try the third. SO he put it in the third hole but to his horror he could not pull it out.
He screamed for the farmer to come help him. Finally in the morning the farmer came out to check on the stranger. Sure enough he was still stuck in the third hole.
The guy asked what was int those wholes? The farmer replied, well the first is my wife the second is my daughter the third is my milk machine and it will not stop till it gets three pounds.
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